Iconic Aircraft Aviation Forum

by **Mayfly** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:00 am

I expect your arse is a work of art Jiggy

by **Xplumberlives** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:02 am

Thanks, I was planning to have some breakfast, suddenly not hungry anymore!

by **Spitfire** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:24 am

Mayfly wrote:I expect your arse is a work of art Jiggy

TOO much information ... I've just wasted my early morning cuppa spluttering over the computer screen :-o

by **Jigsaw** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:31 pm

by **Mayfly** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:33 pm

You didn't deny it then?

by **Jigsaw** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:41 pm

It's like an old oil painting. Wrinkled, flaky and has a crack right down the middle

by **Mayfly** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:02 pm

Bravo!!!!! :))

by **Xplumberlives** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:08 pm

by **Spitfire** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:05 pm

I've just had my tea ....lucky .....

And I don't see what's 'Bravo' about the diabolical state of said arse :-o

by **Mayfly** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:24 pm

bravo was for the reply not the state of said bottom!

tho' it sounds as tho' he needs to apply some Sudocrem :))

& NO I am not volunteering

by **Nickolas** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:29 pm

Mayfly wrote:bravo was for the reply not the state of said bottom!

tho' it sounds as tho' he needs to apply some Sudocrem

& NO I am not volunteering

Will bring spatula to RIAT (If I can get it past goons on gate

)

by **Mayfly** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:57 pm

Haha

that reminds - this young guy last year, passed his wand over my front & it beeped -

He said
'Whats in your pocket'

'I haven't got a pocket'

Well there's something metal there'

'Yes that'll be the underwire in my bra'

He went very red & didn't check anywhere else!!!!!

So if you claim to be wearing a bre Nick you'll be OK!!!! :))

by **Xplumberlives** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:59 pm

Be careful you don't scratch your camera!

by **Spitfire** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:47 pm

Mayfly wrote:Haha that reminds - this young guy last year, passed his wand over my front & it beeped -

He said
'Whats in your pocket'

'I haven't got a pocket'

Well there's something metal there'

'Yes that'll be the underwire in my bra'

He went very red & didn't check anywhere else!!!!!

So if you claim to be wearing a bra Nick you'll be OK!!!!

He missed a trick there ... oldest trick in the book young man - us older guys would've known they're not all underwired - he should've asked to see ...... could've been ANYTHING in there :ymdevil:

by **Mayfly** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:12 am

yup and most of the under wires these day are plastic too!!!

by **Xplumberlives** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:57 am

Mayfly wrote:yup and most of the under wires these day are plastic too!!!

all the better for not scratcing a camera!!

by **Thumper** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:05 am

I had my camping knife with me at RIAT and got held under the terrorism act

They guy asked me why I brought with me to an airshow a 6 inch Bowie Knife. I told him it wasn't a Bowie Knife it was a camping knife and a multitool. He then spent nearly 20 minutes taking it apart and looking at all the cool stuff inside the knife (fishing wire, matches, mini hammer, cutting blade, fish descaler) and finally asked me where I got it coz his Dad would love one. He was a cool guy despite looking like a Bulldog chewing a wasp. They never took the knife off me though despite it having a 6" fookn sharp serrated blade, which I found rather odd! :-o

by **Xplumberlives** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:16 am

I can just see the Daily Mail headline for that!

by **Thumper** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:34 am

Well I think it's ridiculous having a swarm of menacing security guards that look like riot police and they let you go through with a bloody great knife! I even said to the guy that I was more than happy to leave it with them and collect it on the way out, to which he replied "we don't really have anywhere safe to keep it" #-O