Old Rigger wrote:There are stories around one I remember, I think a hunter, the tradesman was working in the cockpit and inadvertently operated the firing mechanism, he managed to squeeze into the space around the stick. There are others but cannot remember the details.
As a very young LAC, on my first week, in my first posting, I was in a Hunter cockpit kneeling on the bang seat working on some gunsight kit behind it when I dropped a spanner behind the seat.

I knew what the plumber Sgt would do to me if I asked him to take out the seat,

so I had a very careful feel around until I found the spanner.
Now, the incident with the guy who managed to survive the seat firing, had happened not long before and was very much in my mind at the time and I was still quite nervous around ejector seats. Apparently, he had known what was happening because he heard a loud ticking sound, seconds before it fired and managed to push back out of the way. A very lucky guy and presumably quite small, not six foot one like me.
Anyway there I am, one arm under the seat, spanner in hand, when a very loud ticking started up.

Without thinking, I dived straight over the side, landed flat on my back, completely winded and in some distress. That's when I found out about the leckie who had, if memory serves me, been checking part of the starter circuit relays. When he realised what I had done he nearly died of laughing.

For some time after I had to put up with the plumbers counting "one thousand, two thousand, three thousand" whenever I passed by.
