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[Dee]

Im always hopeful that the money wil lbe raised and that 558 struts her stuff with attitude again this year!!

[Minty4371]

DEADLINE 31st MAY
APPEAL TOTAL:
£131,874

MARCH TARGET
£75,000
TO DATE: £31,874

[Ray C]

I read the updates on 558 maintenance work with dismay, iv'e done my bit & chipped in £50 towards the brake parachute just like all the other Vulcanite's have paid in, but sadly it seems the money is "slowing down".

I have a " not polictically correct" idea to get the dosh in quick & save the government at least £100,000 a day,
get them to pay the outstanding mony required adapt the bomb bay and strap a certain "Radical Muslum Cleric" inside give him the ride of his life and ooooops open the doors.

Result for all the British taxpayers.

Ray.

[Dee]

I like your thinking Ray!

[Xplumberlives]

I read the updates on 558 maintenance work with dismay, iv'e done my bit & chipped in £50 towards the brake parachute just like all the other Vulcanite's have paid in, but sadly it seems the money is "slowing down".

I have a " not polictically correct" idea to get the dosh in quick & save the government at least £100,000 a day,
get them to pay the outstanding mony required adapt the bomb bay and strap a certain "Radical Muslum Cleric" inside give him the ride of his life and ooooops open the doors.

Result for all the British taxpayers.

Ray.

but the RMC that you propose to use would only count as another DUMB bomb!

[Minty4371]

DEADLINE 31st MAY
APPEAL TOTAL:
£135,292

MARCH TARGET
£75,000
TO DATE: £35,292

[Minty4371]

DEADLINE 31st MAY
APPEAL TOTAL:
£136,158

MARCH TARGET
£75,000
TO DATE: £36,158

[Mayfly]

So a very simple calculation working on those last 2 sets of figures say they will be @ £30K short by the end of the month. Will be interesting to see what the figure will actually be.

[Minty4371]

DEADLINE 31st MAY
APPEAL TOTAL:
£138,642

MARCH TARGET
£75,000
TO DATE: £38,642

[Minty4371]

DEADLINE 31st MAY
APPEAL TOTAL:
£142,057

MARCH TARGET
£75,000
TO DATE: £42,057

[Mayfly]

Almost £6K in 2 days, if it continues at that rate then they won't be far off - amazing how the donations fluctuate so much

[Minty4371]

DEADLINE 31st MAY
APPEAL TOTAL:
£144,903

MARCH TARGET
£75,000
TO DATE: £44,903

[Minty4371]

DEADLINE 31st MAY
APPEAL TOTAL:
£148,243

MARCH TARGET
£75,000
TO DATE: £48,243

[Gaz]

Slowly but surely

[Xplumberlives]

SLOWLY!

[Dee]

SLOWLY!

Surely slowly is better than bugger all!!??

[Xplumberlives]

SLOWLY!

Surely slowly is better than bugger all!!??

Just as long as SLOWLY is quick enough!

[Gaz]

It won't be an issue.

They'll get as much as they can then, at the last minute a "Surprise" donation will come in that they "Knew nothing about" that funds them for the rest of the season.


Oooooh, I never knew I was such a cynical sod!!

[Xplumberlives]

It won't be an issue.

They'll get as much as they can then, at the last minute a "Surprise" donation will come in that they "Knew nothing about" that funds them for the rest of the season.


Oooooh, I never knew I was such a cynical sod!!

JUST add OLD in between cynical and sod and your very nearly there!

[Gaz]

[Xplumberlives]

Language Timothy!

[Sploosher]

It won't be an issue.

They'll get as much as they can then, at the last minute a "Surprise" donation will come in that they "Knew nothing about" that funds them for the rest of the season.


Oooooh, I never knew I was such a cynical sod!!

I hope your not saying that they already have the money ...........

[Minty4371]

Today's update.

DEADLINE 31st MAY
APPEAL TOTAL:
£149,521

MARCH TARGET
£75,000
TO DATE: £49,521

Previous update was from money got over the weekend.

[Gaz]

It won't be an issue.

They'll get as much as they can then, at the last minute a "Surprise" donation will come in that they "Knew nothing about" that funds them for the rest of the season.


Oooooh, I never knew I was such a cynical sod!!

I hope your not saying that they already have the money ...........

Nooooooo, I'm realllllllly not

[Sooty655]

It won't be an issue.

They'll get as much as they can then, at the last minute a "Surprise" donation will come in that they "Knew nothing about" that funds them for the rest of the season.


Oooooh, I never knew I was such a cynical sod!!

I hope your not saying that they already have the money ...........

Nooooooo, I'm realllllllly not

.......and the February target being met on the last day by exactly the right amount (to the penny) isn't suspicious in the least.