I was like SM - not much to like about them - pretty ungainly things - they don't fly they just beat the air into submission

- then 2 things changed my mind....
1) I was an organiser at a charity do for Save The Children fund and I got the local helicopter base at RNAS Culdrose to send an SAR chopper (Sea King) to do a display - On the day I was asked by the pilot (via a radio link with coastguard on the ground) if I'd be the guinea pig for a winch demo - 'oh alright then - if I must' I said with all the humility I could muster
I was directed to the middle of the field and the chopper ran in - it hovered above me and I was amazed at the strength of the downdraft - the winchman was let down and he had already told me not to come to him as he would come to me ... sure enough through hand signals he got to within 6 inches of me

I was fitted into the strop and up we went ....they sat me on the door edge and I was struck by just how stable the platform was - the pilot edged us round to face the crowd so I could wave - then a strop was fitted over me and the winchman shouted in my ear ' don't lift your arms' and with an unceremonious shove I was sent down on my own
What struck me very strongly was just how very well these pilots can control 11 tons of metal balanced on a 12 ton column of air - the precision was quite amazing for such a large craft and I gained a huge respect for helicopters from the experience.
2) Then I built my first model chopper - I really began to understand the amazing engineering of the Bell Hiller swash head and how a chopper is controlled - balancing a ball bearing on a knife bladed whilst riding a bike
I finally cracked hovering in the garden but its a real art of concentration - flying fixed wing you can pretty much trim it so you can fly hands off - but choppers at my end of the cost spectrum need constant control - you learn about ground effect - translational lift - its a real mind game. But when you can hover pretty much still its a real buzz.
So I feel a bit different about them now than I did originally - they are ungainly to look at - and not very inspiring designs - but man what they can do is astounding
