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Re: Football

Postby Xplumberlives » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:31 pm

Where?

In Cornwall!
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Re: Football

Postby Spitfire » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:53 pm

Yes - one suddenly realised that one had several old hessian sex lying around and one may as well sell them :p ;)
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Re: Football

Postby Xplumberlives » Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:04 pm

But who would buy your sex for sale?
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Re: Football

Postby Wedgy » Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:11 pm

The Football Association today proudly unveiled Total, fcuk and UPS as the new sponsors of the England football team. ‘The combination of these three corporate giants perfectly captures the ethos of the England side,’ said an FA spokesman. ‘After all, they had nothing in the tank when it counted, and they’ve proved themselves to be a bunch of expensive posers who always fail to deliver.’

The announcement followed the news that Nationwide building society would be ending its sponsorship of the national side after the FA rejected its pre-World Cup offer of a new £20m deal. ‘Not so fcuking cocky now, are you?’ said Nationwide in a prepared statement yesterday, before respectfully suggesting that the FA ‘shoved its sponsorship deal right up it’s a*se! Pundits noted that if the FA followed Nationwide’s advice, it would be the second time in a fortnight that England had been laid wide open at the back.

The new shirts come in a range of bright ‘easy to spot’ colours after claims from England players that the old kit was painted in ‘magic invisible ink’ which made it impossible to pick out an easy and obvious pass to a team mate. The new shirts are also made of a super lightweight material, unlike the old tops which were apparently made of extra-heavy chain mail which left the Premiership stars lumbering around looking exhausted and unfit.


However, one criticism has been made of the design of the new England kit with claims that the neck hole was inexplicably too small for the heads of the Premiership stars. Players say this will make it very hard to pull the shirt off during an over-exuberant goal celebration, but a spokesman for the manufacturers said ’we don’t envisage this being a problem.’

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Re: Football

Postby Mayfly » Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:15 pm

=)) =)) =))

:ymapplause: :ymapplause: :ymapplause:

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Re: Football

Postby Aceyone » Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:25 pm

:)) :)) :)) :)) :ymapplause:
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Re: Football

Postby Tom.com » Tue Jul 13, 2010 6:35 pm

=)) =))
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Re: Football

Postby Stigish » Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:50 am

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Re: Football

Postby Spitfire » Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:09 am

Very good Wedgy =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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Re: Football

Postby Xplumberlives » Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:26 pm

Just thought I'd have a look around and lo and behold here is the "OLD" football thread! :ymapplause:

It would appear that "WE" weren't very complimentary in those days either! :-o
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Re: Football

Postby Dee » Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:21 am

Didn't spot that Phill had started a football thread,,Will leave you to it Phill.
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