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C*******s Countdown.

Postby Tom.com » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:50 pm

Woops, forgot about this this year.

For those that have joined in the last year, you use the number of days that it is until Chr*stmas and then type out some facts about that number.

With 16 days to go, I will start with...

16 - my age
16 - the atomic number of Sulphur
No, I am a fairy
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Olicat » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:53 pm

16 days to christmas :D
Fly fast jets and/or C130s over my house please, I'm bored!

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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Tom.com » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:57 pm

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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Sooty655 » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:01 pm

Five sixteens are........................

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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Xplumberlives » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:02 pm

=)) =)) =)) =))
"All modern aircraft have 4 dimensions: span, length, height and politics.
TSR-2 simply got the first 3 right. ”
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Aceyone » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:44 pm

16 men on a dead mans chest
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Sooty655 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:08 pm

Three fifteens are..............................


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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Thumper » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:21 pm

15 is; The number of guns in a gun salute to Army, Marine Corps, and Air Force Lieutenant Generals, and Navy and Coast Guard Vice Admirals
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Mayfly » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:43 pm

15 men on a dead mans chest

[one popped his cloggs last night!!] :D
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Aceyone » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:39 pm

Total number of legs on seven and a half Nuns :))
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Sooty655 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:49 pm

Aceyone wrote:Total number of legs on seven and a half Nuns :))

Only if it's a left or right half. Top or bottom half rather buggers your calculation. :p
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Mayfly » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:55 pm

=)) =)) =))


I can't think of a reply to that!!! =))
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Aceyone » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:02 pm

Sooty655 wrote:
Aceyone wrote:Total number of legs on seven and a half Nuns :))

Only if it's a left or right half. Top or bottom half rather buggers your calculation. :p


Well I was always taught the correct way to slice a Nun was head to toe ,really don't know what school YOU went to :p
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Sooty655 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:07 pm

Aceyone wrote:
Sooty655 wrote:
Aceyone wrote:Total number of legs on seven and a half Nuns :))

Only if it's a left or right half. Top or bottom half rather buggers your calculation. :p


Well I was always taught the correct way to slice a Nun was head to toe ,really don't know what school YOU went to :p

Nunhead Primary, SE15. :))
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Aceyone » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:19 pm

Sooty655 wrote:
Aceyone wrote:
Sooty655 wrote:
Aceyone wrote:Total number of legs on seven and a half Nuns :))

Only if it's a left or right half. Top or bottom half rather buggers your calculation. :p


Well I was always taught the correct way to slice a Nun was head to toe ,really don't know what school YOU went to :p

Nunhead Primary, SE15. :))


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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Xplumberlives » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:11 pm

Bravo Sooty, feeling better then?
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Olicat » Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:09 am

14- An empty buccaneer weighs 14,000kgs :D
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Sooty655 » Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:14 am

Twenty two fourteens are................

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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Aceyone » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:03 pm

14 Tons ( metric) of water has a volume of Fourteen cubic metres
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Jigsaw » Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:44 pm

14 agers almost make a brain cell ;)
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Mayfly » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:20 am

13 a bakers dozen
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Aceyone » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:17 pm

£13- the amount of Tesco's vouchers :) I have to spend
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Mayfly » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:22 pm

13 the mental age of most men!
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Xplumberlives » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:29 pm

Mayfly wrote:13 the mental age of most men!



13" your inside leg measurement! :p
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Re: C*******s Countdown.

Postby Aceyone » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:40 pm

Xplumberlives wrote:
Mayfly wrote:13 the mental age of most men!



13" your inside leg measurement! :p

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