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Re: Irritations

Postby Olicat » Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:06 pm

not when you see people from my tutor group :P
Fly fast jets and/or C130s over my house please, I'm bored!

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Re: Irritations

Postby Thumper » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:59 am

My.... "friend" gives me a call this morning regarding xmas shopping today. I replied saying maybe later as I was not feeling too good with this bug at the moment, she even said "yeah you sound really bunged up with a sore throat you keep warm we'll go next week".

5 minutes later her Facebook Status says: "Don't you just hate 1 sided friendships where the other person is a selfish bullshitter, anyone want to come xmas shopping with me?"

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Damnit, I am now down to only 76 friends, it was 77 BEFORE I read that ;) :ymdevil:
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Re: Irritations

Postby Xplumberlives » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:06 am

Thumper wrote:My.... "friend" gives me a call this morning regarding xmas shopping today. I replied saying maybe later as I was not feeling too good with this bug at the moment, she even said "yeah you sound really bunged up with a sore throat you keep warm we'll go next week".

5 minutes later her Facebook Status says: "Don't you just hate 1 sided friendships where the other person is a selfish bullshitter, anyone want to come xmas shopping with me?"

/:)

Damnit, I am now down to only 76 friends, it was 77 BEFORE I read that ;) :ymdevil:




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Re: Irritations

Postby Thumper » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:32 am

That's why it was put in quotation marks! Was once thought of as a friend, but now not ;)
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Re: Irritations

Postby Sooty655 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:18 pm

Xplumberlives wrote:Is that the same group that are incapable of spelling, capitalisation and good grammar? :p :D ;) :-o :ymapplause:

Xplumberlives wrote:YOUR definition of the word FREIND is somewhat different to mine! :-o

Why do "hoist" and "petard" come to mind? :-?
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Re: Irritations

Postby Thumper » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:19 pm

Sooty beating me to it and pointing out XP's spelling mistake :))
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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:37 pm

Women who clout your leg with buggies /prams in Polhill Garden Center
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Re: Irritations

Postby Mayfly » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:08 pm

Men who stand in the way when I'm pushing a buggy around garden centres!!! :))
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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:18 pm

Mayfly wrote:Men who stand in the way when I'm pushing a buggy around garden centres!!! :))

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Re: Irritations

Postby Xplumberlives » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:13 pm

Mayfly wrote:Men who stand in the way when I'm pushing a buggy around garden centres!!! :))



Is there something you're NOT telling us? :-o
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Re: Irritations

Postby Olicat » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:00 pm

Getting told off/accosted/accused for something you didn't do
Fly fast jets and/or C130s over my house please, I'm bored!

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Re: Irritations

Postby Thumper » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:12 pm

Oli, go to your room, not another word from you young man, we all know you did it and no matter what you say we shall always hold you responsible... now go!

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Re: Irritations

Postby Jigsaw » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:30 pm

Xplumberlives wrote:
Mayfly wrote:Men who stand in the way when I'm pushing a buggy around garden centres!!! :))



Is there something you're NOT telling us? :-o


Must be what they call zimmer frames nowadays mate ;)

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Re: Irritations

Postby Gaz » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:37 pm

Anyone over the age of 50 taking their crappy little Kia out for a spin, during rush hour, and not exceeding 12mph or changing out of 2nd gear!!!
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Re: Irritations

Postby RLN » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:45 pm

Oi, I'm over 50, and I'll give you a race in your poser soft roader :p ;)
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Re: Irritations

Postby Gaz » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:47 pm

RLN wrote:Oi, I'm over 50, and I'll give you a race in your poser soft roader :p ;)


That's now running 2 high pressure turbos,an intercooler the size of a fiesta, a carbon induction kit, has been de-catted and is running at 341BHP.

ANY TIME MATE!!
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Re: Irritations

Postby Mayfly » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:53 pm

Gaz wrote:Anyone over the age of 50 taking their crappy little Kia out for a spin, during rush hour, and not exceeding 12mph or changing out of 2nd gear!!!



so if your under 50 it's ok then? :))
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Re: Irritations

Postby RLN » Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:57 pm

Gaz wrote:
RLN wrote:Oi, I'm over 50, and I'll give you a race in your poser soft roader :p ;)


That's now running 2 high pressure turbos,an intercooler the size of a fiesta, a carbon induction kit, has been de-catted and is running at 341BHP.

ANY TIME MATE!!


OK :p
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Re: Irritations

Postby Gaz » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:02 pm

RLN wrote:
Gaz wrote:
RLN wrote:Oi, I'm over 50, and I'll give you a race in your poser soft roader :p ;)


That's now running 2 high pressure turbos,an intercooler the size of a fiesta, a carbon induction kit, has been de-catted and is running at 341BHP.

ANY TIME MATE!!


OK :p


I look forward to it ;)
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Re: Irritations

Postby RLN » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:14 pm

Volvo? =))
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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:15 pm

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Re: Irritations

Postby Gaz » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:17 pm

RLN wrote:Volvo? =))


Yep, that has been clocked at 167mph, does the 1/4 mile in 13 seconds and would make mincemeat of most other things on the road.

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Re: Irritations

Postby RLN » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:28 pm

It depends how you do it B-)


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Re: Irritations

Postby Gaz » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:30 pm

Do women know of such things? I thought their expertise didn't extend beyond housework
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Re: Irritations

Postby Mayfly » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:49 pm

Some of us don't know much about that either...in fact I don't want to know :D
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