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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:42 pm

Ha ha ,your first and last paragraphs had me in tears :)) :))
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Re: Irritations

Postby Xplumberlives » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:57 pm

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Gaz wrote:Those PRICKS, usually old folk, who are walking in front of you and just stop dead!!!!!!!!

When I'm PM I'll make it legal for us to smack them in the back of the head when they do that!!!!!

Hell, I'll make it illegal NOT TO!!!


Oh you'll LOVE what I did Saturday then! I was in central Milton Keynes and heaving was not enough to describe how many people where in The CentreMK. This woman just stopped dead infront of me to answer her mobile and because it was so packed I bumped into her. She screamed at me "watch where you're f'in going". I said nothing, overtook her, gathered up speed until she was behind me and slammed the brakes on (I was wearing grippy Doc Martins). She fell on her arse as high heels, shiny flooring and sudden stopping don't mix. I left her there sat on the floor swearing at me in a rage. Stupid woman :))

I have another 2 to add to my list. Why do old people buy stamps at the post office counter and then stand at the counter putting the stamps on cards and then give them to the cashier. I had 3 of the buggers infront of me at the P.O do that this afternoon, was stood in that bloody queue for ages! Why can't they take their stamps and use the AMPLE desk area to the side of the counters and put them in the letterbox thats outside the shop door!!!

Tesco... it's about 100 degrees in there right now. I walked in wearing 2 fleeces and my winter motorcycle jacket and walked out wearing just the t-shirt I had on sweating like gary glitter on a school bus ~x(



Are Tesco's are doing WET "T" Shirt contests now then? :p :D ;) :-o
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Re: Irritations

Postby Sooty655 » Mon Dec 06, 2010 4:59 pm

:-o :-o Two AREs and a grocer's apostrophe in one sentence. :-o :-o
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Re: Irritations

Postby Xplumberlives » Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:03 pm

Sooty655 wrote::-o :-o Two AREs and a grocer's apostrophe in one sentence. :-o :-o



Arghhhhhh, PEDANCY rears it's UGLY head again!!!!! :ymapplause:
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Re: Irritations

Postby Sooty655 » Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:04 pm

Xplumberlives wrote:
Sooty655 wrote::-o :-o Two AREs and a grocer's apostrophe in one sentence. :-o :-o

Arghhhhhh, PEDANCY rears it's UGLY head again!!!!! :ymapplause:

No, just listing an Irritation. :)) :))
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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:14 pm

Typing a lot and then finding your first letter was lower case and the rest in capitals X(
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Re: Irritations

Postby Olicat » Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:25 pm

people that drive past you at top speed and then swear at you out of the window

oh the joys i would have if i kept a Sledge-hammer...
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Re: Irritations

Postby Mayfly » Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:57 pm

Aceyone wrote:Typing a lot and then finding your first letter was lower case and the rest in capitals X(




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Re: Irritations

Postby MOD » Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:48 pm

You wouldn't believe this was the season of goodwill judging by some of the whinges on here :D

Some even appear to need urgent therapy or at least trauma counselling. ;)

As a company car driver for over 30 years the best piece of advice ever given to me was by an advanced Police Driving Instructor. He told me to imagine that the twonk/prat/twat/arse etc who has just cut you up turns out to be your daughter/son/lover who has indeed just passed her test and is a bag of nerves. =))

As regards women in supermarkets, just don't get me started... X( I was in Aldi this morning and joined the checkout queue behind a (not elderly) woman who must never have seen a supermarket before. Once the goods were swiped she then realised she hadn't any bags with her!!! The asst manager I thought handled her very well and instead of kicking her to death he helped her to fill some bags he had kindly donated. Now Aldi don't usually do this but as it was Christmas he had obviously decided to make an exception for this woman. Then he told her how much the bill was and she just looked at him blankly. Suddenly the penny dropped and now the hunt was on for the purse!!! (Are you still with me?)

At this point I thought I saw steam coming out of the asst manager's ears. X( Eons later the purse is found and Mrs Moron looks around grinning as though we should all be clapping and cheering at this news. Not bl**dy likely as she has a handful of money-off vouchers she wants to cash in. The fact that these are TESCO vouchers doesn't bother her one wit.

I look behind me to find that I am now the only person in this queue and there are 15 at the adjacent check-out. The asst manager's face has become a frozen mask of fury and a lovely shade of purple. (I contemplate bundling her into her trolley and pushing her across the car park into the A38 traffic..) ~x(

But the Manager arrives and quietly removes her from the checkout area while he calls for the guys with the white coats and big butterfly nets.

After all that I forgot to buy the milk I had gone in there for. :(

But I'll know her if I ever see her .... X( Oh yes...


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Re: Irritations

Postby Xplumberlives » Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:52 pm

I hope that this thread has allowed some of you to release that pent up anger!

THERAPY for ALL!
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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:18 pm

Another from me


People who constantly get irritated with other peoples faults/foibles/mistakes/bad driving/shopping habits etc etc etc :)) :))
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Re: Irritations

Postby Xplumberlives » Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:47 pm

Aceyone wrote:Another from me


People who constantly get irritated with other peoples faults/foibles/mistakes/bad driving/shopping habits etc etc etc :)) :))



AND wont accept THERAPY! :p
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Re: Irritations

Postby RLN » Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:00 pm

School mums in supermarkets are OK in Summer. Low tops, leaning into chest freezers. Great sport
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Re: Irritations

Postby Xplumberlives » Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:06 pm

RLN wrote:School mums in supermarkets are OK in Summer. Low tops, leaning into chest freezers. Great sport



YUMMY MUMMYs
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Re: Irritations

Postby Thumper » Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:48 pm

MOD wrote:Not bl**dy likely as she has a handful of money-off vouchers she wants to cash in. The fact that these are TESCO vouchers doesn't bother her one wit.


Aye up, that reminds me of another!

Someone in the queue infront of you, usually in Tesco, have about £8 of stuff to pay for, the chasier is totting it up when they suddenly forget they needed milk so they abandon the checkout and go on a 5 mile journey to get the milk and come back 10 years later. Paying time! They have vouchers, then the clubcard, then they pay for their £8 worth of stuff by cash and splitting the rest between 2 credit cards, then there's the money for schools vounchers afterwards and after all that they are about to walk off before they say "ohhh sorry, can I have 20 Mayfair as well please". FFS it takes forever and I really do sometimes have visions of poking these people with a very big stick spear!! ~x(

*takes a phone call whilst typing this*

PEOPLE THAT CORRECT YOUR PRONUNCIATION EVEN THOUGH IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE NORTHERN(ish) AND THAT IS JUST HOW PEOPLE FROM THAT AREA PRONOUNCE IT!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH X(
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Re: Irritations

Postby Olicat » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:32 pm

Those arrogant people who think they know it all X(
Fly fast jets and/or C130s over my house please, I'm bored!

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Re: Irritations

Postby Gaz » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:44 pm

That old twat next door who, after 7 years and countless corrections, still calls me Gavin!
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Re: Irritations

Postby Thumper » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:56 pm

Alright Gav ;)

My elderly neighbour calls me Helin, she accentuates the i... oh hangon a moment, THERE IS NO I IN HELEN! *face palm*
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Re: Irritations

Postby Nickolas » Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:39 pm

Olicat wrote:Those arrogant people who think they know it all X(


Piss off those of us that do........... =)) =)) =)) =))
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Re: Irritations

Postby Xplumberlives » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:08 am

Thumper wrote:
MOD wrote:Not bl**dy likely as she has a handful of money-off vouchers she wants to cash in. The fact that these are TESCO vouchers doesn't bother her one wit.


Aye up, that reminds me of another!

Someone in the queue infront of you, usually in Tesco, have about £8 of stuff to pay for, the chasier is totting it up when they suddenly forget they needed milk so they abandon the checkout and go on a 5 mile journey to get the milk and come back 10 years later. Paying time! They have vouchers, then the clubcard, then they pay for their £8 worth of stuff by cash and splitting the rest between 2 credit cards, then there's the money for schools vounchers afterwards and after all that they are about to walk off before they say "ohhh sorry, can I have 20 Mayfair as well please". FFS it takes forever and I really do sometimes have visions of poking these people with a very big stick spear!! ~x(

*takes a phone call whilst typing this*

PEOPLE THAT CORRECT YOUR PRONUNCIATION EVEN THOUGH IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE NORTHERN(ish) AND THAT IS JUST HOW PEOPLE FROM THAT AREA PRONOUNCE IT!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH X(




People who take phone calls while typing! :p
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Re: Irritations

Postby Cluny » Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:07 am

Teenagers acting the big 'I am' on YT despite having no vids of their own on their channel .
All sales staff working the perfume stands at Debenhams MK yesterday , I swear im taking a can of WD40 with me next time to see if they like it .
Drivers who cant park to save their lives and take up 2 spaces .
Bicester Town Council .
The Iceland adverts that are on a constant loop on Military History at the moment .
All French cars .
All BMW/Audi drivers .
The film 'Krakatoa - East of Java' because Krakatoa is WEST of Java .
The freezing fog thats keeping me housebound today instead of being outside an airfield .
That will do for the mo ;)
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Re: Irritations

Postby Mayfly » Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:18 am

Cluny wrote:Teenagers acting the big 'I am' on YT despite having no vids of their own on their channel .
All sales staff working the perfume stands at Debenhams MK yesterday , I swear im taking a can of WD40 with me next time to see if they like it .
Drivers who cant park to save their lives and take up 2 spaces .
Bicester Town Council .
The Iceland adverts that are on a constant loop on Military History at the moment .
All French cars .
All BMW/Audi drivers .
The film 'Krakatoa - East of Java' because Krakatoa is WEST of Java .
The freezing fog thats keeping me housebound today instead of being outside an airfield .
That will do for the mo ;)



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Re: Irritations

Postby Thumper » Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:57 am

Cluny wrote:Teenagers acting the big 'I am' on YT despite having no vids of their own on their channel .


Oh but thats fun! I'm baiting a copper at the moment on YouTube who is posting stupid comments on one of my videos, plus I started a war on someone elses video too, it keeps me occupied and entertained :ymdevil:
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Re: Irritations

Postby Sploosher » Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:37 am

Thumper wrote:
Cluny wrote:Teenagers acting the big 'I am' on YT despite having no vids of their own on their channel .


Oh but thats fun! I'm baiting a copper at the moment on YouTube who is posting stupid comments on one of my videos, plus I started a war on someone elses video too, it keeps me occupied and entertained :ymdevil:


can you give us the link for that video, then we can all join in..................... =))
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Re: Irritations

Postby Thumper » Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:42 am

2 video's to release that pent up irritation :))

My video... the "copper" is clearly the one called "TheRozzers" and the other one is not my video but a wheelie school video with appalling safety:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jhQdObV0IA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl4TUkzgNzQ

It is funny because people talking balls never bothers me so I just respond but you can see the other person getting more and more riled up which I find hilarious =))

Might have to pop over to Cluny's YT channel and give him a bit of support ;)
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