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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:03 pm

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Aliens ,nearly always depicted as slim beings with long finger type things /bald head ( what? do they all suffer from Alopecia on planet x ? ) and they all move slowly and still manage to build these fantastic spaceships that travel light years across space just to make funny patterns in Farmer Browns lower one-hundred or to abduct some witless fat American woman who swears that she had sex with all of them .oh yes and they study the one-brain cell female to get some idea of how advanced mankind is :((
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Re: Irritations

Postby Gaz » Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:41 am

Toddlers that don't appreciate sleeping after 08:00
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Re: Irritations

Postby Xplumberlives » Sat Dec 11, 2010 11:45 am

Gaz wrote:Toddlers that don't appreciate sleeping after 08:00



=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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Re: Irritations

Postby Thumper » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:10 pm

Gaz wrote:
RLN wrote:Volvo? =))


Yep, that has been clocked at 167mph, does the 1/4 mile in 13 seconds and would make mincemeat of most other things on the road.

It's not what you drive, it's how you tune it!


My £500 Honda CBR600 will do the 1/4 mile in 11 seconds, has a 0-60 of 3.5 seconds and makes mincemeat of anything with more than 2 wheels. It's not tuned either :D :p

Anyway... irritations. The Saturday morning postman that insists on shoving my letters and parcels through my letterbox with what can only be presumed is a high powered slingshot judging by the noise he makes and never fails to rip the back off the letterbox promptly waking me up at bloody 6am X(
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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:22 pm

Thumper wrote:
Gaz wrote:
RLN wrote:Volvo? =))


Yep, that has been clocked at 167mph, does the 1/4 mile in 13 seconds and would make mincemeat of most other things on the road.

It's not what you drive, it's how you tune it!


My £500 Honda CBR600 will do the 1/4 mile in 11 seconds, has a 0-60 of 3.5 seconds and makes mincemeat of anything with more than 2 wheels. It's not tuned either


Anyway... irritations. The Saturday morning postman that insists on shoving my letters and parcels through my letterbox with what can only be presumed is a high powered slingshot judging by the noise he makes and never fails to rip the back off the letterbox promptly waking me up at bloody 6am X(


My Nissan Primera 1.8 will do 0-120 in SIX seconds



















If I push it over Beachy Head :))
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Re: Irritations

Postby Thumper » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:55 pm

=)) =)) =))

OK, I have a BIG irritation today. I broke a tooth last night, right at the gumline, it's absolute agony! I called up NHS Direct who gave me a list of emergency NHS dentists that can help me today. Even though it's NHS they want to sting me for £330 + VAT to have my tooth ripped out :-o Or if I am feeling VERY rich I can get a replacement tooth for a mere £1,200 + VAT.

I then phoned up a private dentist who can remove my tooth and put in a funky new colour matched one for £795 + VAT............. I am confuddled :-?

I am thinking that I should pay my friends Jack Daniels £20 and Mr. Halfords Mole Grips £10 instead.
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Re: Irritations

Postby Xplumberlives » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:06 pm

Gaz wrote:
RLN wrote:Volvo? =))


Yep, that has been clocked at 167mph, does the 1/4 mile in 13 seconds and would make mincemeat of most other things on the road.

It's not what you drive, it's how you tune it!




If it's been clocked at 167MPH and does a quarter mile in 13 seconds it must take forever to get to that 167! :D
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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:10 pm

Thumper wrote:=)) =)) =))

OK, I have a BIG irritation today. I broke a tooth last night, right at the gumline, it's absolute agony! I called up NHS Direct who gave me a list of emergency NHS dentists that can help me today. Even though it's NHS they want to sting me for £330 + VAT to have my tooth ripped out :-o Or if I am feeling VERY rich I can get a replacement tooth for a mere £1,200 + VAT.

I then phoned up a private dentist who can remove my tooth and put in a funky new colour matched one for £795 + VAT............. I am confuddled :-?

I am thinking that I should pay my friends Jack Daniels £20 and Mr. Halfords Mole Grips £10 instead.


Try looking up the name of an Asian sounding dentist Thumps,they are usually cheaper and more helpful
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Re: Irritations

Postby Xplumberlives » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:10 pm

Get a price for having them all out, bound to be cheaper in the long run! :D
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Re: Irritations

Postby Mayfly » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:39 pm

I know it's 5 years ago but I broke the root of one of my back teeth and got an infection - went to my lovely dentist Roger who said it had to out as the infection had spread to my jawbone and it cost me a total of ......................





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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:46 pm

Mayfly wrote:I know it's 5 years ago but I broke the root of one of my back teeth and got an infection - went to my lovely dentist Roger who said it had to out as the infection had spread to my jawbone and it cost me a total of ......................





£43 :D


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Re: Irritations

Postby Mayfly » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:54 pm

well it was happy until it became broke - must have gone to university!! :p
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Re: Irritations

Postby Sooty655 » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:11 pm

So, Thumps, distilling the best from the various pieces of advice you have been given, it appears you need to find an Asian dentist called Roger. ;)
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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:21 pm

Sooty655 wrote:So, Thumps, distilling the best from the various pieces of advice you have been given, it appears you need to find an Asian dentist called Roger. ;)


A GAY Asian dentist,hence Roger the Dentist :))
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Re: Irritations

Postby Mayfly » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:26 pm

:)) :)) :)) Ace is on the pop again!! :))
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Re: Irritations

Postby Jigsaw » Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:35 pm

Aceyone wrote:
Sooty655 wrote:So, Thumps, distilling the best from the various pieces of advice you have been given, it appears you need to find an Asian dentist called Roger. ;)


A GAY Asian dentist,hence Roger the Dentist :))


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Re: Irritations

Postby Olicat » Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:01 pm

my last dentist (or one of them) was rubbish, when he pushed out two of my teeth it really hurt, he spoke in greek to his assistant and one of my friends at school had him and he put the injection needle through his gum instead of into it X(
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Re: Irritations

Postby Jigsaw » Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:45 pm

Olicat wrote:my last dentist (or one of them) was rubbish, when he pushed out two of my teeth it really hurt, he spoke in greek to his assistant and one of my friends at school had him and he put the injection needle through his gum instead of into it X(


I didn't say my last one was any good as a dentist mate (she had nice boobs though) :))
I had been in agony with a tooth for weeks and she filled it without any anaesthetic at all. I was in agony. If she had been a bloke I would have punched her light's out.
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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:50 pm

Jigsaw wrote:
Olicat wrote:my last dentist (or one of them) was rubbish, when he pushed out two of my teeth it really hurt, he spoke in greek to his assistant and one of my friends at school had him and he put the injection needle through his gum instead of into it X(


I didn't say my last one was any good as a dentist mate (she had nice boobs though) :))
I had been in agony with a tooth for weeks and she filled it without any anaesthetic at all. I was in agony. If she had been a bloke I would have punched her light's out.


Perhaps she thought you wouldn't need it ;)
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Re: Irritations

Postby Jigsaw » Sat Dec 11, 2010 6:54 pm

Aceyone wrote:
Jigsaw wrote:
Olicat wrote:my last dentist (or one of them) was rubbish, when he pushed out two of my teeth it really hurt, he spoke in greek to his assistant and one of my friends at school had him and he put the injection needle through his gum instead of into it X(


I didn't say my last one was any good as a dentist mate (she had nice boobs though) :))
I had been in agony with a tooth for weeks and she filled it without any anaesthetic at all. I was in agony. If she had been a bloke I would have punched her light's out.


Perhaps she thought you wouldn't need it ;)


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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:25 pm

Jigsaw wrote:
Aceyone wrote:
Jigsaw wrote:
Olicat wrote:my last dentist (or one of them) was rubbish, when he pushed out two of my teeth it really hurt, he spoke in greek to his assistant and one of my friends at school had him and he put the injection needle through his gum instead of into it X(


I didn't say my last one was any good as a dentist mate (she had nice boobs though) :))
I had been in agony with a tooth for weeks and she filled it without any anaesthetic at all. I was in agony. If she had been a bloke I would have punched her light's out.


Perhaps she thought you wouldn't need it ;)


It was only her pillows that got me through it mate.


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Re: Irritations

Postby Gaz » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:23 am

Thumper wrote:
Gaz wrote:
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My £500 Honda CBR600 will do the 1/4 mile in 11 seconds, has a 0-60 of 3.5 seconds and makes mincemeat of anything with more than 2 wheels. It's not tuned either :D :p



You also don't get to go anywhere when there's a bit of snow on the ground ;)

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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:27 pm

Cyclists who think the Highway Code doesn't apply to them
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Re: Irritations

Postby Xplumberlives » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:37 pm

Aceyone wrote: Cyclists who think the Highway Code doesn't apply to them



AND MOTORCyclists who think the Highway Code doesn't apply to them!
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Re: Irritations

Postby Aceyone » Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:00 pm

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